I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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