I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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