So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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