put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm passing your future prison.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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