Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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