does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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