i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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