they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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