Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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