ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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