i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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