watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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