she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So. Much. Porn.
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