just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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