Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
did i walk over a car last night?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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