I feel like abortions should bother me more
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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