i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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