I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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