I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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