Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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