no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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