I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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