I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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