as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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