Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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You. Win. At. Life.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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