so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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