how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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