O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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