did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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