So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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