You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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