Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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