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It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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