wake up i wanna do it froggy style
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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