Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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