Its about making memories worth repressing
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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