So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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