Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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