textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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