HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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