i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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