i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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