This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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