on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I am mentally ready for anal.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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