Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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