Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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