I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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