O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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