When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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