I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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