butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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