Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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