white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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