non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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