Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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