I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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