I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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