im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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